Ok, my hair is naturally curly. I usea straightner because it’s not curly enough to look good. People really like the way my hair looks straight, but sometimes… I get the frizz. AHHHHHH!!! The frizz is the worst. It’s not enough wave to give a good body look… it’s just a bad BED HEAD look. This happens every time there’s a full moon. I swear that I’m a creature in the night… I am with the men, but that’s another story.

The massacre of the face includes the best horror stories of awful cosmetic jobs and bad hair days. It’s good to be able to laugh at your flaws. Some of us go on a limb to try out new makeup products and clothing. Hell, we even look back at our photos and say, “What the hell was I thinking.” We all know fashion is evolving and some of us… well… try to keep up. Remember shoulder pads? ICK!!! I can not believe my mom wore those. I’m glad I stayed clear.